girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girlchains.
can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff
(via latining)
communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp
(via standardhdmicable)
uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row
open the same wrong app 4 times
(via the-ladyguinevere)
shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what’s going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.
“Where’s the light coming from?”
“The same place as the music.”
(via assumptionprime)
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
(via pugbread)
just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about
i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food
Bro.
i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????
stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this
(via tranquil-inferno)
me: hmm time to google something
google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩
(via standardhdmicable)
my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
this is surprisingly useful actually
stop wasting space and add another
tres ibuprofenitos
¿En este economía?
girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía
(via tranquil-inferno)